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Discussion in 'Jokes/Humour' started by JD, Mar 22, 2007.

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  1. Oct 11, 2011 #501
    HERONVY

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    Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

    Getting hit by a car

    Sorry if this one offends!
     
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  2. Oct 12, 2011 #502
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    I thought it was:

    What's worse than finding a worm in your apple. Obviously half a worm.
     
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  3. Oct 12, 2011 #503
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    Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

    The holocaust
     
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    How much does a holo cost?
     
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    I wrote out a witty yet highly offensive answer to question that but decided against posting it
     
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  6. Oct 14, 2011 #506
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    Boy: So, sex at my place?
    Girl: Yah!
    Boy: OK, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother and he thinks we're making sandwiches so this is the code. Cheese= Faster. Tomato= Harder.
    Girl: OK?
    ~Later~
    Girl: CHEESE CHEESE TOMATO CHEESE!
    Brother: Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!

    I found this this on those links you can like on facebook, i loled so hard.
     
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  7. Oct 15, 2011 #507
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    Hah! happy to have it pm'd
     
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