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A group of kindergarteners were trying very hard to become
accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was
that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! You need to use 'Big
People' words," she was always reminding them. She asked Quentin
what he had done over the weekend? "I went to visit my Nana." "No,
you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!" She
then asked Andreas what he had done "I took a ride on a choo-choo."
She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use
'Big People' words." She then asked little Frank what he had done?
"I read a book," he replied. That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said.
"What book did you read?" Frank thought real hard about it, then
puffed out his chest with great pride,and said, "Winnie the ****
accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was
that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! You need to use 'Big
People' words," she was always reminding them. She asked Quentin
what he had done over the weekend? "I went to visit my Nana." "No,
you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!" She
then asked Andreas what he had done "I took a ride on a choo-choo."
She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use
'Big People' words." She then asked little Frank what he had done?
"I read a book," he replied. That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said.
"What book did you read?" Frank thought real hard about it, then
puffed out his chest with great pride,and said, "Winnie the ****