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Big W

kowan

Clayton's Commodore
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Far North QLD
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www.aussiewholesalers.com
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91 Clayton's Commodore/Toyota Lexcen
A very loud, unattractive, woman walks into Big W with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Big W - nice children you've got there -- are they twins?"
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl:
"Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think they look alike, ya ********?"
"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would f**k you twice!"
 

Shifty1

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haha ownage..

love to see her reaction in a real life situation..
 
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