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Bob was in trouble.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Humour' started by VS_Pete, Dec 10, 2008.

  1. Dec 10, 2008 #1
    VS_Pete

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    Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really ****ed.

    She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!”

    The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

    Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house.

    She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

    Bob has been missing since Friday.
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    VS_Pete, Dec 10, 2008
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  2. Dec 10, 2008 #2
    boofis

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    LOL!

    Never heard that one before. Nice!
     
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    Turd Ferguson

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    hahaha, thats gold
     
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    mischa

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    im pretty sure ive seen this on here before?

    oh well still good :D
     
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  5. Dec 11, 2008 #5
    vx_ss_black

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    haha cop that bitch
     
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    VS_Pete

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    ^^^ hehehehehe
     
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    fuzzy2308

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    lol, havent laughrd this much for awile
     
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    bahahahah thats sweet
     
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    Jo3_Blo

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    ROFL. Think I seen this one before tho.

    :rofl:
     
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