how bout this then?
IF ONLY!!!
WALK NAKED ON AUSTRALIA DAY
Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any
woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit
suicide. So next Saturday at 1.00pm Eastern Standard Time, all Australian
women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.
The Australian government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
P.S..
It is your patriotic duty to circulate this and inform others.
If you don't send to at least 1 person, you are possibly aiding and abetting terrorists.
was forwarded this in email
cheers