Simple concept really... 1) Stack said vehicles on top of one another, in such a manner that will cause optimum damage. 2) Coat vehicles in liberal quantities of Premium gasoline. 3) Parade abovementioned wanker drivers of said vehicles out to this combustible pile, using cattle whips and chains for maximum discomfort. 4) Place them in respective vehicles and weld doors shut using the same techniques employed when the vehicles are welded back together after importation into the country. 5) Install a spark plug in the zorst of the nearest pre-VL Commodore or aircooled VW you happen to find, hardwire an extra ignition coil to power it, and turn the mixture screw a little to increase fuel in the mixture. 6) Start the engine of said Commodore/VW, punch the throttle, drop teh clutch, and haul ass till you are satisfied the vehicle is safe. 7) Open bag of marshmallows. 8) Stick marshmallow on stick. 9) Toast marshmallow. 10) Eat marshmallow! CHeers!
To the Toyota loving mofo... My Commodore has a stock 202... and is an auto... hence it be incapable of doing burnouts. My other car is rear engined and delivers all of 75HP at the wheels, hence is also incapable of doing burnouts. :yeah: :thumbsup: Cheers!
I'll pay that... but mine was an absolute bastard, hence I ditched it a couple of months ago... speaking of which oughta change me sig! I prefer the old straight-six's meself tho anyway... RB30's not included! CHeers!
What a knob jockey!! If i had a copper let me off like that i would be all "yes sir, right away sir... anything else sir!!" Idiots, and yeah... posting on a public domain n bragging about how he out witted the cops!! lol what a tool! Like, recon if he hadn't bragged he would of been sweet!! Like for example on this site, lets be honest there is a couple cars that aren't exactly what you would call "legal" And there is bound to be a policedude who's read about this car n CLEARLY can see that the car isn't legal but their not goin bangin down doors caus we're not given them attitude... If they did that to everyone on here who talks about their car being abit not-legal is would be like having them bust in on a bathroom wanking thinking its a private room n knowone will know... Im not sure that made much sense... HOORAY For alcohol! Moral of my ranting... When ur given a spare life from the coppers like that, cherish the moment, don't throw it back in their face! lol LATERS!
Oh, n from what i gather burnouts n **** are illegal on private property too... THats why they say the burnout pad in melb or whatever isn't legal even though its privae property... I don;t know the full details but thats the jist i got of it
BWAHAHAHAHAHA so true, i had a vh wagon padok basher with a 202 in it... wanted to fry the tyres but it wouldnt do it on tar so i took it back to the grass and i jumped on it was going for a little while not even over revving it..ok maybe just a lil bit ... and the engine blew before the tyres did
Pff, it's tools like him that ruin it for everyone else. By the sound of it, the Cop gave him the benefeit of the doubt, and the smart arse he is, he spat in the cops face and did what he wanted to do. He then proceeded to brag about it like the tool he is on the internet. And then that B/S remark "Well done for getting me off the road" thing, what a smartarse. It's people like him that deserve their cars be impounded.
