some of the things they’ve said to us.
- we shouldnt be in the toilet so long
if it takes me an hour to push out a nugget the size of my finger nail, im'a take that hour. cause shittin is in the top 3 things i like to do.
15 minutes should be enough, otherwise start taking fibre or something
- i shouldnt be talking to matt (other employee i work with)
hes the only other guy i work with. the way they made it sound, it was like i slashed a disabled persons tyres on his wheel chair. from a 2-5 min convo about what he got up to on the w.e
Can't see a problem as long as your still working
- you should go to toilet on ur lunch break, eat on ur lunch break, make any personal phone calls on ur lunch break and do any personal things on ur lunch break.
Thats pretty normal, I'm not allowed to do any of these while I'm working
im going to let chris rock do this one:
A half-hour lunch break? By the time you put on your jacket, walk around the corner, go to the sandwich spot, order a sandwich, wait for them to make it, then get on another line to pay for it, 28 minutes have passed. Now you rushing back to work, you're eating your sandwich, you're spilling beer down your shirt. And when you get in, your boss got the nerve to go, 'hey, man, you're eight
minutes' F**K YOU! 'do you realize even criminals in jail get a hour lunch break?'
I only get 30 minutes, and if the kitchen is closed that means driving down to the nearest food shop and picking something up. Usually that means driving, ordering, eating quickly, driving back, hanging a quick piss and my 30 minutes is gone.
-we should be at work 15 mins early
I get asked why im 2 mins late back from lunch but they expect me to start 15 mins early?
You should be at work dead on your clock-on time, not later, but not earlier if you don't want too
Even thought they are the boss, i feel double standards. Like they recently got a guy in and blocked all the websites we’d been on. For some it was facebook, youtube etc. i had hotmail running while i worked, it didn’t effect me having it on. I always had my work done on time, and only looked when i had a free min or two. So to block it really pissed me off. but i lost my **** when i walk past the bosses office and the fkn bitch is on skype and facebook.
Unfortunately thats life, but probably shouldn't be on any of those sites anyway.
matt kissed one of the girls on the head, It was joke. She saw it and called him into her office, and told him off and gave him the sexual harassment speech even though the girl he did it too loved it and was fine with it. But its ok for her husband to write a text to her saying ‘you’ve been putting things in your mouth you shouldn’t be
’ after she had tonsillitis.
Tell this women to #### of unless the girl wants to file an actual complaint, which by the sounds of it won't happen.
But this took the fkn cake for me. My boss is heavy set guy, i walk into the office and everyone is around him layin on the ground. Im like whats the go here? Boss ‘YOUR LATE!’ like is this c**t serious WTF? im early? Me and a delivery driver sit him up, and he goes ‘I WAS DOING UR JOB! AND ROLLED MY ANKLE’ im like ye watever. this is the 3rd time ive seen him fall over at work, hes blames everyone/thing other than the fact that hes that heavy his ankles collapse from under him.
Fat bastard can jam it, if his ass is to big to allow him to walk than he can jam his attitude where the sun don't shine. I never laughed harder (afterwards) than when my old asshole boss walked into the cold room and slipped.
Theres been alot of other things but im not going to list.