Can I have a drink of water?

[Holdfast]

The missus heres a knock on the door at about 11:15 this morning; she says can you get it?

Sure!

I open the door, a bloke says can I have a drink of water?

 

[whitey152]

lol wtf random

 

[Grennan]

Did you point the tap in the front yard?

 

[Holdfast]

Na, I didn't point to the tap, he wasn't sweating.

 

[yZoH]

Then what happened?

 

[stu-k]

Casing the place???

 

[holden-4-life]

wtf r u talking about

 

[Holdfast]

Exactly.

I look through the front door; here's this six foot 2 guy built like brick shithouse, he asked for a glass of water.

I step out the door and say what's your name, he says (get this) John Brown.

i say, show me some ID, he says he's got none.

I say, get the F--- Off my property now.

He calls me a white C--t.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

i woulda got out the firevhose we have, and given him a good drink

 

[Holdfast]

i woulda got out the firevhose we have, and given him a good drink

He nearly got more than a cup and a half.

Cheeky bastard he was; looked very suprised when I told him to F off.

Lucky it wasn't a kid opening the door or a shiella. Who knows what would of happened.