It is part of the 'Initiation' process, to become a productive member of this esteemed forum.
Yeah - you're expected to follow the dots. You can't jump a step. It's like being a commercial pilot.
Try out a series of ebay cheap arse wipers ($18) which work well for a few weeks. Then post about your experiences driving to and from Canberra along the Hume Highway on a wet day behind smokey 4WD utes. The wipers stopped working well. (oops - that's me).
So then you tried more expensive ($25) cheap arse ebay wipers for a while. Then up a bit to Jenkos ($40), Wipertech ($50) etc. (me again). Better but last a couple of months. Try soaking the wiper blades in 303 protectant. Nup.
Then ended up with AC Delcos ($45) - or if you're a real flash bugger, OEMs ($90). Which, surprisingly work well for almost a year.
You can't just make the jump to proper wipers straight away.