Cleaning Berlina Seats?

[Fu Manchu]

If I was in a remote location and had messed myself with a suss fart, covering the seat with poo, I would bush mechanic the heck out the clean up job if all I had was degreaser and my remaining drinking water.
Then I see I have a puncture with a flat spare spare and fill the tyre with spinifex. Then I realise my brakes have leaked and I use Omo and water to make a hydraulic fluid to get me home. On the way the drive shaft breaks. I use a fence post and wire to keep me going. Just imagine doing all that with a seat covered in poo!

 

[ephect]

If I was in a remote location and had messed myself with a suss fart, covering the seat with poo, I would bush mechanic the heck out the clean up job if all I had was degreaser and my remaining drinking water.
Then I see I have a puncture with a flat spare spare and fill the tyre with spinifex. Then I realise my brakes have leaked and I use Omo and water to make a hydraulic fluid to get me home. On the way the drive shaft breaks. I use a fence post and wire to keep me going. Just imagine doing all that with a seat covered in poo!

Pass the bottle cuz.

Op:
Just grab the bissell and give it a clean, the results are night and day, and inexpensive. You'll use it one almost everything with a stain

 

[ephect]

On sale until 2nd Feb..

 

[hademall]

If I was in a remote location and had messed myself with a suss fart,

The dreaded follow through.

I stuttered, I spluttered, I felt really gutted, went into an hysterical dance.
My cheeks barely parted, I thought I’d only farted, but damn it I’d shat in my pants!