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CODE WORD FOR SEX
A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that
they wanted
to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on
the word
Typewriter.
One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your
mommy that
daddy needs to type a letter".
The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded,
"Tell your
daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red
ribbon in the
typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy said.
A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can
type that letter
now."
The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced,
"Daddy said never
mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand.":clapping::rofl::clapping::rofl:
A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that
they wanted
to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on
the word
Typewriter.
One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your
mommy that
daddy needs to type a letter".
The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded,
"Tell your
daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red
ribbon in the
typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy said.
A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can
type that letter
now."
The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced,
"Daddy said never
mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand.":clapping::rofl::clapping::rofl:
