BlackVXGTS
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Guy goes into a Chemist shop and asks the assistant for a packet of Condoms.
The assistant asks him what size condoms he wants.
Guy says that he doesn't know what size.
Assistant tells him to go out the back where he will find a board with a number of different sized holes that he can use to find out his condom size.
After a while, the guys comes back into the shop and the assistant again asks him what condom size he wants.
The guy says, "Bugger the condoms, how much do you want for the board?"
The assistant asks him what size condoms he wants.
Guy says that he doesn't know what size.
Assistant tells him to go out the back where he will find a board with a number of different sized holes that he can use to find out his condom size.
After a while, the guys comes back into the shop and the assistant again asks him what condom size he wants.
The guy says, "Bugger the condoms, how much do you want for the board?"