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> Subject: English cricket jokes
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>> Q. What do Geraint Jones and Michael Jackson have in common?
>> A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason
>>
>> Q. What is the height of optimism?
>> A. An English batsman applying sunscreen.
>>
>> Q. What does Ashley Giles put in his hands to make sure the next ball
>> almost always takes a wicket?
>> A. A bat.
>>
>> Q. What would Glen McGrath be if he was an Englishman?
>> A. An allrounder.
>>
>> Q. What advantage do Kevin Pieterson, Andrew Strauss and Geraint
>> Jones have over the rest of their team-mates?
>> A. At least they can say they're not really English.
>>
>> Q. What is the English version of a hat-trick?
>> A. Three runs in three balls.
>>
>> Q. What do you call an Englishman with 100 runs against his name?
>> A. A bowler.
>>
>> Q. What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by English
>> batsmen?
>> A. The walk back to the pavilion.
>>
>> Q. Who has the easiest job in the English squad?
>> A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.
>>
>> Q. Why is Andrew Flintoff the unluckiest English player?
>> A. Because he was born in England.
>>
>> Q. What does "Ashes" stand for?
>> A. Another Sad Horrific English Series.
>>
>> Q. What's the English version of LBW?
>> A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped.
>>
>> Q. Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the English team?
>>
>> A. The person who ironed the cricket whites.
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>>
>>
>> Q. What do Geraint Jones and Michael Jackson have in common?
>> A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason
>>
>> Q. What is the height of optimism?
>> A. An English batsman applying sunscreen.
>>
>> Q. What does Ashley Giles put in his hands to make sure the next ball
>> almost always takes a wicket?
>> A. A bat.
>>
>> Q. What would Glen McGrath be if he was an Englishman?
>> A. An allrounder.
>>
>> Q. What advantage do Kevin Pieterson, Andrew Strauss and Geraint
>> Jones have over the rest of their team-mates?
>> A. At least they can say they're not really English.
>>
>> Q. What is the English version of a hat-trick?
>> A. Three runs in three balls.
>>
>> Q. What do you call an Englishman with 100 runs against his name?
>> A. A bowler.
>>
>> Q. What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by English
>> batsmen?
>> A. The walk back to the pavilion.
>>
>> Q. Who has the easiest job in the English squad?
>> A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.
>>
>> Q. Why is Andrew Flintoff the unluckiest English player?
>> A. Because he was born in England.
>>
>> Q. What does "Ashes" stand for?
>> A. Another Sad Horrific English Series.
>>
>> Q. What's the English version of LBW?
>> A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped.
>>
>> Q. Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the English team?
>>
>> A. The person who ironed the cricket whites.
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