A Muslim couple preparing for their wedding meet the Mullah for counseling. The Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave. The man says we realise it its a tradition in Islam for men to dance with men and women to dance with women, but at our wedding we would like your permission to dance together. Absolutely not says the Mullah. It's immoral disgusting and leads to depravity. Men and women always dance separately. So after the wedding I can't even dance with my wife? No says the Mullah. It's forbidden in Islam. How about sex after the wedding? Of course says the Mullah, sex is o.k. within marriage to have children. What about different positions asks the man? No problem says the Mullah. Wife on top? No problem says the Mullah. Doggy style? That's o.k. says the Mullah. In front of the children? That's o.k. says the Mullah. Can I do it with my four wives together on a rubber sheet, with hot oil, leather harness, a bucket of honey and a porn video? You may indeed says the Mullah. Can we do it standing up? Absolutely not says the Mullah. Why not says the man? It could lead to dancing.