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Diddy sued for $1 trillion

ciddyau

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woman has filed a $1 trillion lawsuit against Diddy (real name: Sean Combs), alleging that he caused 9/11, put her child in the hospital and stole a poker chip worth "100 zillions of dollars."

Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks is seeking a restraining order against the mogul, which a judge denied, but set a hearing for Jan. 31.

Turks believes Diddy, his ex-girlfriend Kim Porter (the mother of their twins) and LAPD brutality victim Rodney King were behind the collapse of the World Trade Center towers, according to court papers obtained by RadarOnline.com.

"[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. he put my baby in a wheelchair," Turks writes in her papers.

Turks claims she once dated Diddy, and they have a son together, Cornelius Wilson, 23.

She also says: ""Plus I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P. Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I heard he gave it to Gwen Allen to hold but she can not cash it in. I want my chip please help me. it's well worth over 100 zillions of dollars, and my hospital keys. They put me and my baby in the hospital and broke my baby 2 legs and sexual assaulted my children and crushed us."

She's asking for $900 billion dollars in child support, and $100 billion dollars for "loss of income."
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Wtf ? how would her lawyers even take her seriously ?
 

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Time to change her medication. It shows how rediculous there laws are over there with people trying to sue for anything and everything.
 

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My god, who'd actually be thick enough to believe that tripe?

Give her a wad of Monopoly cash, insane broad won't know the difference.
 

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my god, thats retarded, it like me suing the lolly pop king for stealing a tub of rainbows from my magic space kitten the flys...... #### me that county's going to the ****...
 
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