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Don't trust the doctor‏

hsvpunk

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A woman hears her husband cursing up a storm from behind the bathroom
door. She knocks and says, "Honey, what is it?"

Her husband emerges from the bathroom and says, "The doctor prescribed
suppositories for this stomach problem I've been having, and no matter
what I do, I just can't get the little sucker up my butt. Even the
doctor had to shove the first one in to show me how it was done - - and
I tell you, it took forever for him to get it up there...and it *hurt*!"

"Poor baby," says the wife. "You were probably nervous and tense, and he
probably wasn't very gentle with you.

Here, let me give you the suppository - - I don't mind."

Still grumbling, the husband bends over. His wife puts her left hand on
his left shoulder to brace him, and, with her right hand quickly and
easily slips the pill up her husband's rear end. The husband suddenly
lets out a bloodcurdling scream.

"****!" Says the wife. "What happened? Did I hurt you?"

"No!" Cries the man. "But I just realized that when the doctor did it,
he had BOTH hands on my shoulders!"
 

GAMBLR

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ew that is wrong! im not goin to the doctors again...
 

Hunter SS

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
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