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Emily's Billboard Scandal, Expose

Discussion in 'Jokes/Humour' started by blaire576, Jul 27, 2006.

  1. blaire576

    blaire576 Guest

    Tip’s to Caught a Cheating Husband, Wife, and Spouse:w00t:

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    Signs of a Cheating Spouse

    By Dr. Robert Huizenga

    Some of these are “tongue in cheek” while others are tell tale signs that commonly appear when someone is having an affair. There is no copyright. Feel free to forward to those who might be interested.

    Signs of a Cheating Wife (Girlfriend)

    1) You find birth-control pills in her medicine cabinet, and you’ve had a vasectomy. 2) She sets up a new e-mail account and doesn’t tell you about it.

    3) She goes to the store for groceries and comes home 5 hours later.

    4) She buys herself new underwear.

    5) She sets up a separate cell phone account that is billed to her office.

    6) The toilet bowl seat is up, and when you left home it was down.

    7) She’s unconventionally spending money on new clothes.

    8) She stops confiding in you and seeking advice from you.

    9) She stops wearing her wedding ring.

    Signs of a Cheating Husband

    1) He carries condoms, and you are on the pill.

    2) He insists the child seat, toys, etc., are kept out of his car.

    3) You find a long blonde hair on the .....more
     
  2. commod8

    commod8 swim wit da fishes

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    ahhaha, cool
     
  3. VRFURY

    VRFURY Just Nic

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    hmm funny but is it maybe in the wrong section
     
  4. vy_storm

    vy_storm just another moderator... Staff Member

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    Just moved it.

    Reminder to all. The general section if for general commodore related postings.

    If a post has no reference at all it will be moved on to the pub or another relevant section.

    Repeat offenders will be nicely told not to do it again.
     
  5. TheForgotten

    TheForgotten only human......

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    well um... this isn't funny either... plain fact (yeah I've had a gf cheat on me)
     

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