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Discussion in 'Jokes/Humour' started by Mavericks Choice, Oct 26, 2018.

  1. Mavericks Choice

    Mavericks Choice Well-Known Member

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    A man pinches his wife's arse and says "do you know if you firm this up you could get rid of ur Girdle".
    Rather annoyed she decides to bite her tongue and say nothing. Later that night in bed the husband squeezed her tits and said "do you know if you firmed these up you could get rid of ur Bra'.

    Absolutely fuming the wife reached over the bed, grabbed his dick and said "do you know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the milkman and your bloody brother".
     

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