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Five Bucks

Discussion in 'Jokes/Humour' started by Mavericks Choice, Nov 12, 2018.

  1. Mavericks Choice

    Mavericks Choice Well-Known Member

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    Little Johnny is delivering newspapers.
    He knocks on a door and says to the lady,
    "I'm collecting today... that'll be five dollars."
    She says, "I'm a little short on cash, but I'll gladly
    give you some great sex instead."
    Little Johnny agrees, "All right."
    He walks in and the lady undoes his pants and pulls them
    down. To her surprise, she sees the biggest penis she's
    ever seen.
    Little Johnny then reaches into his shirt pocket, pulls
    out a handful of washers, and begins sliding them onto
    his penis.
    The lady says, "You don't have to do that... I can take
    all of it."
    "Not for five bucks you can't," replies Little Johnny.
     
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