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Discussion in 'Jokes/Humour' started by blakey1505, Feb 21, 2010.

  1. blakey1505

    blakey1505 New Member

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    haha these are gold. teacher wasnt happy wen i told him tho. (he loves his fairmont)
     
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    VKCOMMO Carpark Mechanic.....

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    Love it... but:

    http://forums.justcommodores.com.au/jokes-humour/99266-ford-jokes.html

    http://forums.justcommodores.com.au/jokes-humour/52829-ford-jokes-pt2.html

    http://forums.justcommodores.com.au/jokes-humour/52348-ford-jokes-you-might-like.html

    http://forums.justcommodores.com.au/jokes-humour/9101-ford-jokes-if-car-enough-joke.html

    http://forums.justcommodores.com.au/jokes-humour/4030-ford-jokes.html
     
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    lol i like that 1. how about holden - Holes Oil Leak Dents and Engine Noises
     
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    TheForgotten only human......

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    God created ****, mistubishi put wheels on in, toyota made it move, ford perfected it
     
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    Guys, just remember that the Falcon is the only other mass produced car in Australia with an Aussie heritige. So you're all bagging the country's history. Plus a bit of healthy competition in the V8 Supercars never goes unrewarded.
     
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    ford backwords is (driver returns on foot)
     
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    driving a ford is like the special olympics. even if you win you're still retarded
     
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    Love the one about the girl and her dad's ford :) good work guys
     
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    Hunter SS Growing Old Disgracefully

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    the Tee shirt i am currently wearing....

    On the 8th day, God created Ford.

    On the 9th day, he traded it in for a Holden
     
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    thats a good one hunter ss i like
     

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