Q: What did the HOLDEN say to the Ford? A: Better start running. Q: Whats worse then a missing toilet bowl? A: Driving a Ford. Q: What kind of car did Fred Flinstone drive? A: A ford of course, and it ain't much different now! Q: How much wood could a Ford ute haul if a Ford ute could haul wood? A: As much as the Holden ute towing it. Q: Why does the BA XR8 Ute have cup and thermos holders built into the tailgate? A: So when you push the ute you can have a drink at the same time. Q: What does a ford and a tampon have in common? A: They both come with tow ropes. Q: What does the GT stand for on a Ford? A: Glued together! Q: What does GT-P stand for on a Ford? A: Glued together properly. Q: How come Ford makes tractors and Holden doesn’t? A: Holden can’t get one to run that slow! Q. Whats the difference between a ford and a mormon? A. You can shut the door on a mormon! Q: How do you double the value of a Ford? A: Put fuel in it! Q: What do you call someone who buys a second hand ford? A: Scrap Dealer! Please add more!!!
i love my fords but i have a few goodies.... wat ford stands for....... ****ed on race day fixed or repaired daily **** our ride died
Q: Whats the difference between a ford and a golf ball? A: You can drive a golf ball more than 200m. Lawlz.
I have the winner right here... People who say 'I'd rather push a ford than drive a holden', often do.
always get a lol out of this one, because its actually the holden badge thats circled......... the ford is oval.:whistling *puts flame suit on* :yeah:
Hmmmm heres a few. Found On Rubbish Dump Fix Or Repair Daily Fails On Rainy Days Fails On Race Day Found On Roadside Dead Failure Of Research & Development Found On Road Deserted Fast Only Running Downhill Factory Ordered Road Disaster Factory Ordered Rebuilt Datsun Flip Over Read Directions Four Old Rusted Doors Ford Owner Really Dumb For Only Retarded Drivers Ford Owners Recommend Datsun (Dodge) Flipped Over Russian Dunebuggy For Off Road Death Fords Only Run Downhill Fat Old Rusted Dog Freaking Old Rusted Dodge (Datsun) Forget Out Running Datsuns For Old Retarded Drivers - Thanks to Andrew ****ed On Race Day - Thanks to James Found On Rangi’s Drive - Thanks to Jamie First On Recycle Day - Thanks to Troy Knight Full Of Rusty Dents - Thanks to Jafo Ford Owners Root Dogs - Thanks to Jafo Found Outside Reject Depot - Thanks to Jafo Flies Off Road Deliberately - Thanks to Jafo Fish Out River Daily - Thanks to Jafo ****er Only Runs Downhill - Thanks to John Hamilton Q: What does a ford and a tampon have in common? A: They both come with tow ropes. Q: What does the GT stand for on a Ford? A: Glued together! Q: How come Ford makes tractors and Holden doesn’t? A: Holden can’t get one to run that slow! Q: How do you double the value of a Ford? A: Put gas in it Did you know that 98% of all Fords ever built are still on the road? The other 2% made it home!! Did you know that 98% of all Fords ever built are still on the road? The other 2% made it home!! Q: What do you call someone who buys a second hand ford? A: Scrap Dealer Keep out motorways clear, beautiful and user friendly. So leave your Ford at home Ford...At least they circled the problem. A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I’ll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I’ll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I’ll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!" Buy a Ford and you buy the ’best’. Drive a mile and walk the rest.
