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Ford Jokes :-)

Snitz92

LPG Sucks.
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'15 RG Colorado 2.8TD M6
Q: What did the HOLDEN say to the Ford?
A: Better start running.

Q: Whats worse then a missing toilet bowl?
A: Driving a Ford.

Q: What kind of car did Fred Flinstone drive?
A: A ford of course, and it ain't much different now!

Q: How much wood could a Ford ute haul if a Ford ute could haul wood?
A: As much as the Holden ute towing it.

Q: Why does the BA XR8 Ute have cup and thermos holders built into the tailgate?
A: So when you push the ute you can have a drink at the same time.

Q: What does a ford and a tampon have in common?
A: They both come with tow ropes.

Q: What does the GT stand for on a Ford?
A: Glued together!

Q: What does GT-P stand for on a Ford?
A: Glued together properly.

Q: How come Ford makes tractors and Holden doesn’t?
A: Holden can’t get one to run that slow!

Q. Whats the difference between a ford and a mormon?
A. You can shut the door on a mormon!

Q: How do you double the value of a Ford?
A: Put fuel in it!

Q: What do you call someone who buys a second hand ford?
A: Scrap Dealer!

Please add more!!!
 

Hunter SS

Growing Old Disgracefully
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Q: Why did they build Fords?

A: To keep idiots out of Holdens :w00t:
 

OnLiA6

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1995 VS 3.8
i love my fords but i have a few goodies....

wat ford stands for.......

****ed on race day

fixed or repaired daily

**** our ride died
 

f1tzy

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FG XR6T Ute manual
Holes Oil Leak Dents & Engine Noises.....
 

VT Berlina 07

15.37 @ 147 KPH
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96 EF2 Futura I6 Auto
LOL, i dont have my vt anymore and now drive a coon, still funny but:thumbsup:
 
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