Ford Jokes :-)

[STEALTHY™]

Are you aware Ford backwards is DROF?? Theres no letter A, but was funny tho.

Its meant to be Driver Returns On Foot......but yeah, hilarious mistake!
Almost makes this whole thread justified!

 

[TrEnNaVY]

lol yeah im a complete d***head
happy i could make u laugh though

 

[System]

u all forgot one:

Federation
Of
Recycled
Datsuns

and one for holden....

Holden
Owners
Lose
Drags
Every
Night

 

[holden-4-life]

i like the one that is in somebody's sig line.....

Ford Falcon, biodegradable since 1960 :yeah:

thats greenfoam!
haha
yeah its pretty good

 

[jasevt]

Did you know that 99% of fords are still on the road? cause only 1% made it home, LMAO

 

[stevenkrasevskis]

heres a good one it not a joke but its funny mate of mine drives a eb falcon 4L he reakons it can beat a VR 3.8 and if he put a CAI on it he reakons it could beat my VR 5.0L just thought i would mention that coz it f*****g funny as he thinks its that best in the world lol

 

[oOSparkyOo]

he is a crazy ford fan hatting anything badged with pride lol btw the 3.8 is mine

 

[STEALTHY™]

heres a good one it not a joke but its funny mate of mine drives a eb falcon 4L he reakons it can beat a VR 3.8 and if he put a CAI on it he reakons it could beat my VR 5.0L just thought i would mention that coz it f*****g funny as he thinks its that best in the world lol

Your friend is right! Those 4Ls have a shitload of torque, i'd be surprised if he doesn't wipe the floor with you.

 

[System]

my dad had a falcon, and it broke down one day (surprise surprise), so i can to hook a rope up and tow it up the road back home, good a few laughs from passing drivers, at the sight of a commodore towing a falcon :thumbsup:

 

[Goon]

Your friend is right! Those 4Ls have a shitload of torque, i'd be surprised if he doesn't wipe the floor with you.

dam straight, old school rulz!!! ive seen a stock 202 win over a stock vt 6, both autooooo!!! neither are fords but u get the point :yeah: