Ford Jokes :-)

[cold_carve]

Did you know that 99% of fords are still on the road? cause only 1% made it home, LMAO

"Did you know that 99% of fords are still on the road?"
cause only 1% made it home on a towtruck

 

[STEALTHY™]

goVZ's post reminded me, not a joke tho, AU utes have a small hole cutout in the tailgate lining. He said thats where he put his drinks when he had to push the car haha

 

[sl33per]

goVZ's post reminded me, not a joke tho, AU utes have a small hole cutout in the tailgate lining. He said thats where he put his drinks when he had to push the car haha

i work with a bloke that has a ve omega
that has the round dimple in the plastic to put a drink there lol

 

[LthlThrt]

why did they build fords?
to keep idiots out of holdens
why did they build rotaries?
cause there were to many idiots and not enough fords

 

[LthlThrt]

have you seen the new speed limit signs?
maximum speed limit - 110 Km/h . fords, do the best you can

speed kills
drive a ford
live forever

Ashes to ashes,
dust to dust.
If it wasn't for Fords,
our tools would rust.

Love is good, love is golden,
Love should be made in the back of a Holden,
If you don't like it, if you get bored,
Become a homo and **** in a Ford.

Why do Fords have rear windows demisters?
So when it has to be pushed, they dont get cold hands

Have you driven over a ford lately?

heres a simple one anyone can remember.
FORD - hahahaha

god created ****, ford put it on wheels.

Teacher was asking her pupils what their daddies did for a living one day. Little Suzy was first up, and said, "well, my daddy teaches quantum physics at Auckland University." Impressed, teacher says "well done, Suzy, well done.
Little Bob jumps up next, and says, "well, my daddy is an economist working for Deutsche Bank, and can accurately predict what the stock market is going to do next".
Teacher looks really impressed, and says, "that's amazing, Bob, well done."
Little Johnny is next to speak.
"Well, my daddy's not living at home. He's serving a stretch at Parry (a maximum security prison in Auckland) for murder. He's openly gay, and earns his money being a bitch to the Mongrel Mob boys."
After class, teacher pulls Johnny aside and says "It's really sad to hear that about your father, Johnny"
"Oh, Miss, thats OK, I lied. He isn't any of those things. I just didn't want to tell the class he drove a ford".

 

[hoon_FG]

Pfft, 3/4 of those jokes were originally aimed at holdens. ROFL

but it still a good laugh I reckon.

 

[BURNOUT BAZZA]

Pfft, 3/4 of those jokes were originally aimed at holdens. ROFL

but it still a good laugh I reckon.

theres jokes kinda work both ways really. these have been going on for decades.... even centuries lol JK

 

[hoon_FG]

Hahaha true, but ever since owning a hand full of falcons in the last 13 years I haven't had any problems with them. actually, the very first falcon I've own was a 1996 EFll bought brand new and I haven't looked back ever since. unlike my previous holdens and the current piece of **** thats in the shed. had nothing but issues with that damn VT.

by the way, one of those jokes originated from ford and Chevrolet way back in the fifties. can't remember which one it was, only that it sounded similar. LOL

 

[BURNOUT BAZZA]

yeah i am acturlly a ford man myself. i just have a 1/3rd of a vs commodore with 2 other mates. joined up on here to post pics of it and all that. my first carthat my dad got me was a 1970 XY futura. cost $300 sold it recently still in the same condition i bought it in from the wreckers 10 years ago for $3000 probly could of gotten mor for it off of ebay but meh needed to get rid of it. anyway im had 2 TE cortinas, XY futura, XA falcon wagon, XB fairmont wagon, XB fairmont Coupe, had an XF for a day... was a padock basher, last car was an ED Futura and ive got an XD Falcon that im doing up right now. so of those falcons plus more cars in a span of 10 years lol

 

[alien]

.....so of those falcons plus more cars in a span of 10 years lol

Is that because they ALL broke down? :yeah: