Snitz92
LPG Sucks.
- Joined
- Apr 26, 2009
- Messages
- 42
- Reaction score
- 0
- Points
- 6
- Location
- South Australia
- Members Ride
- '15 RG Colorado 2.8TD M6
Q: What did the HOLDEN say to the Ford?
A: Better start running.
Q: Whats worse then a missing toilet bowl?
A: Driving a Ford.
Q: What kind of car did Fred Flinstone drive?
A: A ford of course, and it ain't much different now!
Q: How much wood could a Ford ute haul if a Ford ute could haul wood?
A: As much as the Holden ute towing it.
Q: Why does the BA XR8 Ute have cup and thermos holders built into the tailgate?
A: So when you push the ute you can have a drink at the same time.
Q: What does a ford and a tampon have in common?
A: They both come with tow ropes.
Q: What does the GT stand for on a Ford?
A: Glued together!
Q: What does GT-P stand for on a Ford?
A: Glued together properly.
Q: How come Ford makes tractors and Holden doesn’t?
A: Holden can’t get one to run that slow!
Q. Whats the difference between a ford and a mormon?
A. You can shut the door on a mormon!
Q: How do you double the value of a Ford?
A: Put fuel in it!
Q: What do you call someone who buys a second hand ford?
A: Scrap Dealer!
Please add more!!!
A: Better start running.
Q: Whats worse then a missing toilet bowl?
A: Driving a Ford.
Q: What kind of car did Fred Flinstone drive?
A: A ford of course, and it ain't much different now!
Q: How much wood could a Ford ute haul if a Ford ute could haul wood?
A: As much as the Holden ute towing it.
Q: Why does the BA XR8 Ute have cup and thermos holders built into the tailgate?
A: So when you push the ute you can have a drink at the same time.
Q: What does a ford and a tampon have in common?
A: They both come with tow ropes.
Q: What does the GT stand for on a Ford?
A: Glued together!
Q: What does GT-P stand for on a Ford?
A: Glued together properly.
Q: How come Ford makes tractors and Holden doesn’t?
A: Holden can’t get one to run that slow!
Q. Whats the difference between a ford and a mormon?
A. You can shut the door on a mormon!
Q: How do you double the value of a Ford?
A: Put fuel in it!
Q: What do you call someone who buys a second hand ford?
A: Scrap Dealer!
Please add more!!!