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Frankston Jokes

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Frankston isnt what it use to be anymore, when are the people who dont live there going to get it through there thick skulls.

yeah youre right.


































its worse! haha
 

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seriously, you guys are tards lol. ask anyone that actually grew up in frankston what kind of place it is, they will say its the best place in the world. not because its where they fit in but because its just wicked :) chances are none of you actually live and grew up there. some of them jokes can get your head kicked in if said to the wrong person.

head kicked in yeah mate good one. Its a joke ffs.
 

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Q. Why did the Frankston girl cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.

Q. What's the first question during an Frankston quiz night?
A. What you looking at?


some of them jokes can get your head kicked in if said to the wrong person.

Proof that these jokes are as true as they are funny.

The only person that wants to pick a fight over some silly town jokes is the one from Frankston. How many times have these jokes been made about Moe, Geelong, Hamptom Park etc, only one that bites is the one from Frankston lol.
 
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Q. What do you say to a Frankstonite with a job?
A. Big Mac please

Q. What do you call a hot female in Frankston?
A. A tourist.

Q. What do you call a hundred Frankston Residents at the bottom of the river?
A. A start.

Q. If you are driving and you see a Bloke from Frankston on a bike, why should you try to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.
 

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Another Frankston girl was involved in a serious crash, and there's blood
everywhere.
The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out of the car til she's lying flat out on the road.
Medic: "OK, I'm going to check if you're concussed."
Sharon: "Ok."
Medic: "How many fingers have I got up?"
Sharon: "Oh my god I'm paralysed from the waist down!".
 

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****s thats spot on, Frankston is a ****ing Dump,

Conkster your funny, Loser
 

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Another Frankston girl was involved in a serious crash, and there's blood
everywhere.
The paramedics arrive and drag the girl out of the car til she's lying flat out on the road.
Medic: "OK, I'm going to check if you're concussed."
Sharon: "Ok."
Medic: "How many fingers have I got up?"
Sharon: "Oh my god I'm paralysed from the waist down!".


How stupid of them to touch her, you would have a 99% chance she have Aids or something
 

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A Frankston girl goes to Centrelink to register for child benefit.
"How many children?" asks the assessor.
"Ten" replies the Frankston girl,
"Ten?" says the Centrelink worker.
"What are their names?"
"Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan and Nathan"
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the Frankston girl, "Its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have shout 'NATHAN, YER DINNER'S READY!' or 'NATHAN GO TO BED NOW!' and they all do it..."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed Centrelink worker.
"That's easy," says the Frankston girl... "I just use their surnames"

I have more somewhere.. dad got some in an email a few months back.

*EDIT* frankston xmas tree
frankston-xmas-tree.jpg
 

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i almost **** my pants vslimo lmaaao
 
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