A Frankston girl goes to Centrelink to register for child benefit.
"How many children?" asks the assessor.
"Ten" replies the Frankston girl,
"Ten?" says the Centrelink worker.
"What are their names?"
"Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan and Nathan"
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the Frankston girl, "Its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have shout 'NATHAN, YER DINNER'S READY!' or 'NATHAN GO TO BED NOW!' and they all do it..."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed Centrelink worker.
"That's easy," says the Frankston girl... "I just use their surnames"
I have more somewhere.. dad got some in an email a few months back.
*EDIT* frankston xmas tree