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Fridays in hell

Discussion in 'Jokes/Humour' started by LindasBT1, Jul 25, 2006.

  1. LindasBT1

    LindasBT1 New Member

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    One day a guy died and found himself in hell.As he was wallowing in despair,he had his first meeting with the devil.
    The devil asked,"Why so glum?"
    The guy responded,"What do you think?I'm in hell!"
    "Hell's not so bad,"the devil said"We actually have a lot of fun down here.You a drinking man?"
    "Sure"the man said,"I love to drink."
    "Well,your gonna love Mondays.On Mondays all we do is drink.Whiskey,tequila,guinness,wine coolers,diet tab and fresca.We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!"
    The guy is astounded"Damn that sounds great."
    "You a smoker?"the devil asked
    "You better believe it!"
    "You're gonna love Tuesdays.We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke your lungs out! . If you get canser, no biggie You're already dead, remember?"
    "Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!"
    The devil continued. "I bet you like to gamble."
    "Why yes, as a matter of fact i do."
    "Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow.
    "You into drugs?"
    The guy said, "Are you kidding? i love drugs! You dont mean..."
    "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl or crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!"
    "Wow" the guy said , starting to feel better about his situation, "I never realized hell was such a cool place!"
    the devil said " You gay?"
    "No."
    "Oooohh, you're gonna hate Fridays!":devil:
     
  2. commod8

    commod8 swim wit da fishes

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    hahahha that's good :)
     
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    Patrio7 3Y3 K4N 5P33K 1337.

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    heh, theres gotta be something someone hates in there, drugs and gayday wouldnt go well with me
     
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    friday would do me in
     

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