Funniest Break Up

[minux]

I come back from a 3 month exercise to find my then fiance in bed with some guy. I walked out, didnt say a word. Went and spoke to my section comm, next day had all my stuff moved out while she was at work, her stuff left on the front lawn. Get a call at about 6pm asking why her stuff was out, i laughed, told her to never contact me again and hung up. She had no idea that i knew i had found them.

People say how sad it is, i say it was wonderful, saved me from making a HUGE mistake. Met my new girl a month later and we havent looked back. God i love how life works sometimes

 

[Jecs]

^^did you know the guy??

 

[BANGERS88]

http://s5.photobucket.com/albums/y156/susvs/?action=view&current=gettheeffout.flv

i thought this was pretty good

haha classic :rofl: , was it staged or what??? or was it 100%???

 

[Outlaw Torn]

Here a "funny" break-up... it hought it was ok anyway...

My sister was renting a palce with her boyfriend (at the time) and they were constantly fighting etc etc and she wanted out. So while he was at work we organised for a removal truck to come to the place, pack all her stuff up and leave. I wish i was there to see his face when he returned from work to a nearly empty house.. hahaha

i know wot thats like. I've bailed my sister out of a big pile of **** she managed to get herself into. Her bf was beating her. when she finally had the sense to call someone about it she already had a broken arm, and 3 cracked ribs. A couple of cuzzies went down and tried straightening him out, someone narked on us and he left town, never heard of him again.

 

[crazyspoon05]

Not one of mine but I was hosting a karaoke gig and this guy gets up, says this song is dedicated to his soon to be ex-girlfriend and fires into Foreigner's 'Cold As Ice'..

 

[pandaman]

haha classic :rofl: , was it staged or what??? or was it 100%???

According to this wikipedia article it was staged as part of a segment on The Chaser's War on Everything. Thought that bloke looked familiar. Still very classy though:rofl: :bow: :rofl:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chaser's_War_on_Everything

 

[Jimboss]

Yeah, that bloke is on the Chaser, his name is Chris Taylor for anyone who wants to know (he is married with a couple of kids too).

 

[Shanoqueeb]

i once broke up with a check via SMS because it was just easier that way lol

 

[zac_vpcalais]

i once broke up with a check via SMS because it was just easier that way lol

dude thats the slackest thing ever, lol

 

[VRFURY]

I was once determined to have my gf break up with me in year 11. I didn't want to break up with her, but wanted to do as much **** as I could to get her to break up with me. It was pretty much a game with mates.. (4 years ago, I was a little less mature then)..

Funny as hell though..

I started spending heaps of time individually with her friends (and enemies).. Seeing some of her friends more then I saw her. Being flirty with other chicks and **** in front of her.
Ignoring her and paying more attention to my all of my mates (regardless of sex)..

Stop initiating any contact and being perpetually uninterested..

I never actually cheated on her, but I was being the biggest tosser in the world. It took like 4 weeks for her to dump me. I lost $10 on a bet about that too..

Nah look, she was no angel herself.. But it was brilliant though..

She caught on and spread on the grapevine that she wouldn't fall for it (towards the end)..

When I started wagging full days and spending them with this hot chick she hated, it was the final straw. Rumours about her boyfriend spending so much time with her classmate, at an all girls school, tipped the balance..

charming little fellow.

i dont find that funny at all but that could be cause im a chick :yeah: