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funniest/stupidest excuse for speeding

calais_304

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im bored, so whats the stupidest/funniest excuse you've heard someone say for getting done speeding or just getting done for anything, maybe even some you've used yourself:p

can't remember where i heard this one but it's one i'll never forget:

guy get's pulled over and quickly jumps outta his car and runs straight for the bush and lets out a huge sigh...cop get to him by this stage and he turns and say's "sorry mate i just couldn't hold it any longer, i know i was speeding and this is why":yeah:
 

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I would have to say the guy who was having a pull in NZ. He didnt notice the cop car behind him & in the excitement got up over 150ks.
Must have been the new seat covers.
 

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I would have to say the guy who was having a pull in NZ. He didnt notice the cop car behind him & in the excitement got up over 150ks.
Must have been the new seat covers.
ROTFPML oh thats classic :thumbsup:
 

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"I was trying to keep up with traffic"

"but there is no traffic around?"

"Exactly officer, thats how far ahead they are!!!"
 

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Mine was chasing a firetruck....

but i told the cops i was chasing a car cruise :bang: :bang: :bang: :wax:
 

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well im tempted to use

"i normally use caltex but i recently put in some BP ultimate and its so smooth i dont realise its accelerating untill i check my speedo

:p a sad excuse but for me almost true
 

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haha unfortunatly not....


no fine as of yet tho :-( damn summons:cry:
 

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not speeding, but for drink driving...

the stupid bitch in sydney who was caught 0.08 on her Ps. she got off by saying 'it was because im skinny'... or something. perhaps someone can fill in the rest of the story?
 

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Mine was chasing a firetruck....

but i told the cops i was chasing a car cruise :bang: :bang: :bang: :wax:
Hahaha, I overtook a firetruck the other day! A CAT1 responding towards my home town with lights and siren. It was a 20ish year old Isuzu doing 40k's uphill in a 100 zone! I booted the VN all the way back to see what was going on, turns out they'd been asked to "proceed" (not respond!) to assist with a grass fire. Biiiiig difference, buggers got me all worked up over almost nothing. If the highway patrol going the other way had been a few minutes earlier I could have had some explaining to do. :hit:
 
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