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leigh 7005

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im going to rob a bank tommorow,dressed as aclown wearing a thong and nipple tassels.ill be carrying a goat with a dildo up my arse and a tin of dulux.
in the bank the goats gonna suck me off and ill throw the paint over the walls whilst shouting 'big fat piss flaps. once i get the cash im gonna **** on the floor and escape in a van shaped like a big pink ****. lets see crime stoppers stage a reconstruction of that ****ers.......................:yeah:
 

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leigh 7005

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wow you boring people hows it not funny can you read?
 

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I can see crime stoppers now...

Today a total retard attempted to rob a bank, while armed with paint and a goat. As the costumed idiot fled the scene, he was captured trying to manually start a 25 foot penis shaped car. Unfotunatley the clown got carried away trying to 'suck start' the vehicle, and was arrested by police responding to the emergency call. The man is being held on charges of Manslaughter, as 7 bank staff and 4 police died laughing. In other news, the Not Nice costume company listed on the stock exchange and immediatley it's shares climbed to $350 each, on the back of an innovative advertising campaign.
 

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I can see crime stoppers now...

Today a total retard attempted to rob a bank, while armed with paint and a goat. As the costumed idiot fled the scene, he was captured trying to manually start a 25 foot penis shaped car. Unfotunatley the clown got carried away trying to 'suck start' the vehicle, and was arrested by police responding to the emergency call. The man is being held on charges of Manslaughter, as 7 bank staff and 4 police died laughing. In other news, the Not Nice costume company listed on the stock exchange and immediatley it's shares climbed to $350 each, on the back of an innovative advertising campaign.
now thats actually funny...
 
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