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God's Work + 1

Pretender

Brain function fading .
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]God's Work[/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Grandpa and granddaughter were sitting talking when she asked, [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Did God make you, Grandpa?" [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Yes, God made me," the grandfather answered. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A few minutes later, the little girl asked him, "Did God make me too?" [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Yes, He did," the older man answered.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]For a few minutes, the little girl seemed to be studying her grandpa, as well as her own reflection in the mirror, while her grandfather wondered what was running through her mind. At last she spoke up.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"You know, Grandpa," she said, "God's doing a lot better job these days."[/FONT]






Cross Examination

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A Defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial. It went like this: [/FONT]​
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A. No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Q. Officer, who provided this description? [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A. The officer who responded to the scene. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Q. A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers? [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A. Yes sir, with my life. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Q. With your life? Let me ask you this then, officer -- do you have a locker room in the police station - a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties? [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A. Yes sir, we do. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Q. And do you have a locker in that room? [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A. Yes sir, I do. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Q. And do you have a lock on your locker? [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A. Yes sir. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Q. Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, that you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with those same officers? [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A. You see, sir, we share the building with a court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room[/FONT]
 
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