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Grandpas gunpowder

Discussion in 'Jokes/Humour' started by manualwagon, Jul 20, 2019.

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    Young bloke talking to 94yr old grandpa, asks how did you get to live so long. Pa replies, my secret is, I have a tiny bit of gunpowder with my breakfast cereal. Young fella decides to try this out, so he has a tiny bit of gunpowder each morning. When he passed away aged 98, he left behind 8 children, 21 grandchildren, 34 great grand children and a 9 foot diameter hole in the wall of the crematorium.
     
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