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2002 VY
Guest
Great engineering..
Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an
American engineer are working together one day. They come
across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each
of you one wish, which is three wishes total," says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and
my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." Pooooof! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada
was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans
can come into our precious state." Pooooof! Again, with the blink
of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The American engineer says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more
about this wall."The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high,
500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can
get in or out -- it's virtually impenetrable."
The American engineer says, "Fill it with water."
Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an
American engineer are working together one day. They come
across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each
of you one wish, which is three wishes total," says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and
my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." Pooooof! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada
was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans
can come into our precious state." Pooooof! Again, with the blink
of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The American engineer says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more
about this wall."The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high,
500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can
get in or out -- it's virtually impenetrable."
The American engineer says, "Fill it with water."
