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Great sex quotes by adults

keith reed

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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same thing.

You don't appreciate a lot of things in school. Like getting spanked by
a middle aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for later in life.

Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and wholesome things
money can buy.

It's been so long since I had sex that I forgot who ties who up.

See the problem is that god gave man a brain and a dick and only
enough blood to run one at a time.

There is very little advice given in men's magazines. Men think I
know what I am doing, just show me naked women.

According to a survey women say the feel more comfortable undressing
in front of men than they do in front of women. They say women are too
judgemental. Whereas men are just grateful.

Ah yes divorce. From the Latin word to rip out a mans genitals through
his wallet.

Clinton lied. A man might forget where his car is or where he lives. But
he never forgets oral sex no matter how bad it was.

My mother never saw the irony of calling me a son of a bitch.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. Men can fake a whole relationship.

It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

There are a number of things that increase sexual arousal, particularly in
women. Chief in these is a Mercedes- Benz SL 500
 
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