A small white guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small white guy and says: "Hi, I am 7-foot-tall, 350 pounds, 20-inch d*ck and Turner Brown". The small guy faints!! The big dude picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small guy. "What's wrong?". The small guy says; "Excuse me but what did you say?". ‘’Hi, I am 7-foot-tall, 350 pounds, 20-inch d*ck and my name is Turner Brown" The small guy says, "thank god, I thought you said turn around".