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Happiness

Discussion in 'Jokes/Humour' started by Mavericks Choice, Nov 29, 2018.

  1. Mavericks Choice

    Mavericks Choice Well-Known Member

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    It's not difficult....
    To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father
    6. a master
    7. a chef
    8. an electrician
    9. a carpenter
    10. a plumber
    11. a mechanic
    12. a decorator
    13. a stylist
    14. a sexologist
    15. a gynaecologist
    16. a psychologist
    17. a pest exterminator
    18. a psychiatrist
    19. a healer
    20. a good listener
    21. an organiser
    22. a good father
    23. very clean
    24. sympathetic
    25. athletic
    26. warm
    27. attentive
    28. gallant
    29. intelligent
    30. funny
    31. creative
    32. tender
    33. strong
    34. understanding
    35. tolerant
    36. prudent
    37. ambitious
    38. capable
    39. courageous
    40. determined
    41. true
    42. dependable
    43. passionate
    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
    44. Give her compliments regularly.
    45. Love shopping.
    46. Be honest.
    47. Be very rich.
    48. Not stress her out.
    49. Not look at other girls.
    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
    50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself.
    51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself.
    52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes.
    53. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT to never forget:
    * birthdays
    * anniversaries
    * arrangements she makes
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    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
    1. Feed him.
    2. **** him.
    3. Shut Up.
     

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