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Discussion in 'Jokes/Humour' started by bangers, Jul 27, 2006.

  1. bangers

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    A man came home from work early one day, and found his wife naked and panting on the bed.

    "Honey," she said, thinking quickly, "I think I'm having a heart attack!"

    While rushing to call the doctor, he nearly stumbled over his crying four year old, who told him there was a naked man in the closet. He ran to the closet, opened the door, and there was his best friend.

    "Damn it, Dave" he shouted, "Jill's having a heart attack and here you are scaring the hell out of the kids!"
     

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