Fonzie
Just lost the game.
Story time.
A bloke I know a little is a complete idiot when it comes to cars. He got suspended for something, and has subsequently been caught driving suspended like 9 times.
Last night he'd had four or five (Under 21, but definitely over 0.05.. No license anyway), tried to get in the car to drive to the pub. I didn't take the keys off him (mostly because I was worried he'd attempt to damage me, or rape my car) so I popped the hood, disconnected the battery, and put two of his important engine relays in my pocket. So what did he do? He ripped the headlight relay out (Yes it was dark) and another, and used those. I now realize i should have taken all the relays or fuses, but nonetheless... He needs to go to jail, something unwillingly jammed up his arse when he drops the soap might teach him a lesson, because clearly traditional methods don't seem to be doing anything.
My question is this, How do you guys stop your idiot mates when they try to go for a spin after a few? Take the keys? Take all the relays? Dead straight jab to the lower jaw? The latter would have definitely been my choice if I knew him better.
Sorry if something like this has been posted before... An ffs search didn't turn anything up for me :thumbsup:
A bloke I know a little is a complete idiot when it comes to cars. He got suspended for something, and has subsequently been caught driving suspended like 9 times.
Last night he'd had four or five (Under 21, but definitely over 0.05.. No license anyway), tried to get in the car to drive to the pub. I didn't take the keys off him (mostly because I was worried he'd attempt to damage me, or rape my car) so I popped the hood, disconnected the battery, and put two of his important engine relays in my pocket. So what did he do? He ripped the headlight relay out (Yes it was dark) and another, and used those. I now realize i should have taken all the relays or fuses, but nonetheless... He needs to go to jail, something unwillingly jammed up his arse when he drops the soap might teach him a lesson, because clearly traditional methods don't seem to be doing anything.
My question is this, How do you guys stop your idiot mates when they try to go for a spin after a few? Take the keys? Take all the relays? Dead straight jab to the lower jaw? The latter would have definitely been my choice if I knew him better.
Sorry if something like this has been posted before... An ffs search didn't turn anything up for me :thumbsup: