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jehovah's witnesses on the way- what have you done?

System

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a work mate works on the Hotmix truck in the council, and while they were on the job repairing a pothole a couple rocked up to have a chat to him and the other guy he was with. They ended up convincing these churchies in finishing the job off for them- picture a bunch of weedy guys in nice clothes struggling to shovel hot tar and gravel... a cop car drove past and the cops were pissing themselves laughing.

A mate answered the door for them for me one morning- they started yappin on about jesus etc, and he interupted saying: "oh i'm real sorry i dont believe in your religion... i'm a scientologist"... I've never seen them run so fast before.

I had a friendly debate with one of them after my first time opening the door to one of them. And of course they r like politicians- they dodge and duck every response you give them and reply with something that just doesnt relate to the original topic.
 

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lol i lock the doors...

my old man says im not intrested..

my cuz lets them come in, sits out the back and has a bottle of jim beam and a smoke and listens to what they have to say, probley a good convo to have while your drinking...

would u like to learn about church lol !!! they once said ot me and a mate when we where teens and about go bush bashing, my mate replyed "nah mate where going for a drive lol!!"
 

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I have possibly the best anti JW you can get; an 8 year old German Shepherd with attitude. Even though the front yard is closed off so that she can't get in there, she still puts on one hell of a show. Up until recently though this did not stop them from coming around and knocking on the door and peddle their unwanted magazines and stuff.

Last time they called around was on a hot day a couple of months ago. The back door was fully open and the front door was slightly ajar. The dog heard the the front gate open (has a squeak) and went off the tree barking and carrying on. Next thing I know, she is in the house and pushing the door open with her paw and then runs up to about a metre in front of this poor guy snarling and barking. I went out to see what the comotion was all about and saw this guy standing there frozen to the spot. If he moved as much as a millimeter, the dog would lunge at him. I quickly went and grabbed the dog and the guy started leaving, saying in a sooky voice "we could have had a good conversation if your dog wasn't so savage". I know he was a JW as he was clutching a Watch Tower magazine to his chest while the dog had him bailed up. He got out the gate and ran down the steet.

I don't think this is a funny story at all but at least they haven't been back since. They have been to the neighbours places but take a wide birth of my place.
 
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