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Dayvo

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A female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.

She went to check it out and went to the Western Wall and sure enough there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site.

She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview.

"Pardon me, sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from the BBC. What's your name?"

"Morris Feinberg," he replied.

"Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?" she asked.

"For About 60 years."

"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"

"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims."

"I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop."

"I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults
and to love their fellow man."

"I pray that politicians tell us the truth and put the interests of
the people ahead of their own interests."

And finally "I pray that everyone will be happy".

"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"

"Like I'm talking to a ******* Brick wall!"
 

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How was the Grand Canyon formed?

A jew dropped a penny down a rabbit hole.
 

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Q: Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backward? A: They like the part where the hooker gives the money back.
 
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