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Discussion in 'Jokes/Humour' started by Mavericks Choice, Sep 16, 2017.

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    Dear Diedre, When I was 18 and had an erection I couldn't hold it down with two hands. Now I am 64 I can hold it down with two fingers. Does this mean that I am getting stronger?
     
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    After watching Iran, Morocco, Saudi Arabia, Egypt and Tunisia crash out of the World Cup, I'm beginning to think FIFA stands for 'Football Isn't For Arabs'.
     
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    Paddy says to Murphy "My mate came off his motorbike today."
    "Oh really?" Says Murphy.
    "Yes" Paddy answers. "He has brain damage, 2 broken arms and is blind
    in one eye!"
    Murphy says, "Bloody hell, no wonder he came off!"
     
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    A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the Fourth time.

    "How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"

    "He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."

    "Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"

    "He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."

    "Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."

    "He died of a broken neck."

    "A broken neck?"

    "He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."
     
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