Joke of the Day

[ephect]

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

 

[Skydrol]

 

[Mavericks Choice]

My new vegetarian girlfriend cooked me one of her favourite dishes last night.
"What are these little round things?" I asked.
"Have you never seen a chick-pea before?" she said.
"Of course I have. My last girlfriend was up for anything, but that doesn't answer my question."

 

[Mavericks Choice]

My grandfather always used to say "When I was a lad you could leave your doors open". That's probably the reason his submarine sank

 

[Mavericks Choice]

I went to a catholic school in Ireland when I was young the brothers who ran the school didn’t like to teach sex education they had a more 'hands on' approach

 

[Tatiana]

If people make you sick then maybe you should cook them longer.

 

[shane_3800]

If people make you sick then maybe you should cook them longer.

 

[Mavericks Choice]

A man and his girlfriend were out to dinner one night. The waiter tells them the night's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish.
"The chicken sounds good; I'll have that," the woman says.
The waiter nods. "And the vegetable?" he asks.
"Oh, he'll have the fish," she replies.

 

[Mavericks Choice]

I was explaining to the wife when you die you could be reincarnated but must be a different creature. She said she'd like to come back as a cow. I replied, "You obviously haven't been listening."

 

[Mavericks Choice]

I went to see my Therapist today,She said todays letter is N, tell me something beginning with N that you are no good at ? I said Spelling,,