Joke of the Day

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An early 2000s poll asked Americans whether they'd ever been decapitated.....4% of respondents replied that they had been.

*While this seems like a joke, it has been reported as fact

 

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A Jehovah's witness knocked on my door last night. I asked him in sat him down and said. Right,what do you want to talk about? He said, **** knows I've never got this far before !

 

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I hear they're doing a 'religious' remake of Popeye.
It's not too different from the original; just the spinach is halal certified and there's an extra virgin Olive Oil.

 

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Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works best!

 

[Lex]

Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away

I thought that was the dentist?

 

[Skydrol]

I remember once when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead I bought a lottery ticket for a brand new car. When i got home, I explained to my dad what I did and he beat the crap out of me. But the next day, when my dad woke up and opened the door, outside my house was a brand new car. We all cried especially me, because the car was from the electricity company, they were there to cut off the electricity, my dad beat the crap out of me again.

 

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