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Discussion in 'Jokes/Humour' started by Mavericks Choice, Sep 16, 2017.

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    I’m driving with this guy, and he runs right through a Stop sign. So I say, “Hey, that was a Stop sign.” And he says, “I drive like my brother!”
    A few blocks later, he plows right through a red light. I say, “You just ran a red light.” And he says, “I drive like my brother!”
    So now we’re coming up on a green light, and he slows down. I’m confused, so I say, “It’s green; why are you slowing down?”
    He says, “My brother might be coming.”
     
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    At all U2 concerts, Bono starts spouting about starving children: If the pretentious twat paid tax, the government could increase foreign aid and feed the poor bastards.
     
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    Bono's house 14448943_10206195162633092_7746702576050651321_n.jpg
     
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    One day John is walking along the road when he bumps into Jim who he went to school with. Jim is richly dressed and standing next to a brand new car.
    John remembers that Jim was never too bright in school so he wonders how come he seems to be doing so well. Jim says, "Well, I recently opened a jewelry store in Town and last month I opened two down south."
    John is confused and asks, "You opened three jewelry stores in two months? How?"
    "With a crowbar."
     
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    Couldn't find a ice scraper for the car windscreen this morning, I unleashed the macgyver in me and improvised using a store loyalty card from my wallet. I could only get 5% off.
     
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    THE iBOOB
    Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants. The iBoob will cost between $499 and $699, depending on the speaker size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
     

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