Joke of the Day

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[Skydrol]

What about a little joke.

 

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[graham7773]

[They are all sitting on air. Took me all of 15 seconds as the question dealt with the parts of female anatomy that I am most interested in. I really like the one in the middle.]

 

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Eight year old little JOHNNY asked his
mother the age-old question:
"How did I get here?"
His mother told him, "God sent you."
"And my cousin Matt ?"
"He sent him also" said the mother .
"Did God send you, too?" asked little Johnny.
"Yes, dear," the mother replied.
"Did God send dad, too?" asked little Johnny.
"Yes, dear," the mother replied.
"What about Grandma and Grandpa?" Johnny persisted.
"He sent them also" the mother said.
"Did He send their parents, too?" little Johnny asked.
"Yes, dear, He did," said the mother patiently.
" So you're telling me that there has been NO sex
in this family for 200 years? No wonder everyone's
so grumpy around here."

 

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I walked into Subway and said to the cashier, “I’ve just bought a sandwich from you, I took one bite and 2 teeth fell out.”
“Maybe you bit down too hard?” she replied.
I said “They’re not my teeth....”

 

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When Noah reached land, he threw open the ark doors and said, "Go forth and multiply".When all the animals cleared out, only a pair of confused looking snakes remained."Didn't you hear me? Go forth and multiply!" Said Noah, annoyed."We can't" replied one of the snakes. "We're adders".

 

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[Skydrol]