Joke of the Day

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A man is sitting reading his newspaper when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan.
What was that for?" he says. "That was for the piece of paper in your trouser pockets with the name Mary-Ellen written on it," she replies. "Don't be daft," he explains, "two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary-Ellen was the name of one of the horses I bet on." She seems satisfied at this and apologizes, and goes off to do work around the house. Three days later he's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold. When he comes around, he says, what the hell was that for?" "Your ******* horse phoned!"

 

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After a severe earthquake in Dublin, Ireland.
Rescuers were searching the rubble of a collapsed city centre hotel, when they heard a faint Irish voice shout "Help! Fecking help me!"
The rescuers shouted "Where are you?"
Paddy shouts "I'm in room 236."

 

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What’s the difference between Anthony Mundine and a Poofter??
A Poofter goes in the ring and lasts longer than 90 seconds with a good horn!