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One day John is walking along the road when he bumps into Jim who he went to school with. Jim is richly dressed and standing next to a brand new car.
John remembers that Jim was never too bright in school so he wonders how come he seems to be doing so well. Jim says, "Well, I recently opened a jewelry store in Town and last month I opened two down south."
John is confused and asks, "You opened three jewelry stores in two months? How?"
"With a crowbar."
John remembers that Jim was never too bright in school so he wonders how come he seems to be doing so well. Jim says, "Well, I recently opened a jewelry store in Town and last month I opened two down south."
John is confused and asks, "You opened three jewelry stores in two months? How?"
"With a crowbar."
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Couldn't find a ice scraper for the car windscreen this morning, I unleashed the macgyver in me and improvised using a store loyalty card from my wallet. I could only get 5% off.
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THE iBOOB
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants. The iBoob will cost between $499 and $699, depending on the speaker size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants. The iBoob will cost between $499 and $699, depending on the speaker size. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.