Joke of the day

[m8imv8]

It was a dark and stormy night .The sun rose in a brilliant golden orb ,welcoming the first day of spring .High above in his mountain lair , the bear awoke . He scratched his nuts , farted , and rubbed his eyes . He ambled to the end of his cave and admired the vista . He had hibernated for three months , Now is the time to re-instate the order of life .Below him he saw a tranquil lake, Dragonflies dipping their wings , sending small ripples to the shore , small fish leapt gleefully into the air , The light from the sparkling waters reflected a thousand diamonds. .Bear needed water . As he approached his habitual drinking spot he was disappointed to se that a Lion was in his favourite spot .After three months of inactivity , he was not up to the challenge . He was about to turn away but the clouds parted , a single ray of sun split through , reflecting highlights on the drinking Lions Anus . Well, after three months the bear had stirrings . He crept up to the lion inserted his member into the rusty bullet hole , and achieved satis faction . . Now the Bear has a problem He has a very pissed off lion on the end of his dick wadda ya do ??? He pulled out, grabbed the lion by the tail , swung him around several times , and let him fall in the lake . Running up the path ,he knew that the lion would be only moments behind. As luck would have it, there was a tent on the side of the track. bear hid in the tent on a chair , and held a magazine in front of his face . Lion skids to a halt in front of the tent , knocks (?) then enters . Hey Buddy Have you seen a bear come past here ???? What Bear ? Do you mean the one that raped the lion at the Waterhole ?????? **** .... is it in the paper already ???

 

[Rocketeer]