joke of the day

[m8imv8]

I do not start drinking until I know that the children are at school . Does this make me a bad teacher ????

 

[HSV-Paul]

 

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[Magnum61]

 

[Rocketeer]

An elderly couple, who had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.

She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

The husband texted back to her:
"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."

 

[hademall]

An elderly couple, who had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.

She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

The husband texted back to her:
"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."

Or, “I'm on the toilet halfway through backing one out, and I've just noticed there's no toilet roll!
So for f@#ks sake, send me one of them quick!”

 

[HSV-Paul]

 

[HSV-Paul]