just a joke

[MikesVT]

This guy is walking down the street when he notices a procession of two coffins, followed by a man with a dog on a leash, followed by a line of men as far as the guy could see.
The guy walks up to the man with the dog and asks whats going on...
The man with the dog replies. "Well, I was having a fight with my wife and then my mother-in-law joined in. My dog must have heard the fighting and came to help me, he attacked my wife and my mother-in-law and killed them."
The guy then says "Ohh... Is there any chance i could borrow that dog?"
The man with the dog then says "Yeah, join the queue."


Sorry... Thats pretty crappy, and really old... But the only non-offensive joke i know haha:dance:

 

[253@7k]

Non-offensive?????

Dont think your quite right there.

As you said an oldie but still a classic. Nice.

 

[Patrio7]

heavent heard that one before but its a giggle ^_^

 

[MikesVT]

Yeah... probably should have said LEAST offensive =P haha sorry to anyone who did get offended =P