Just Car Sayings!

[monaro427]

"Warning! Overtaking will result in a race."

 

[The Darkness]

"Warning! Overtaking will result in a race."

i want that 1

 

[Emporer]

here is one you will all appreciate :-(

"Driving kills drinking skills"

 

[Wombat]

On my rear licence plate surround I used to have "18 TILL I DIE" (name of that great song about not growing up, by Brian Adams)

I saw a sticker on a skateboard once that said "GETTING OLDER IS COMPULSORY, BUT GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL" :thumbsup: :yeah:

On the back of my H2-750 triple, I used to have one of those yellow plastic diamonds which said "CHILD ON BOARD"...took absolutely ages to find one that said "child" instead of "baby"...

on the wall of my garage near the tool board is a sign which has a cartoon picture of a man with his head up his arse, a spanner in one hand and a screwdriver in the other, and it says "FIXIT ORFUKIT GARAGES: * threads stripped * nuts rounded * electrical fires started * free oil drip tray with every engine rebuild".

 

[GAMBLR]

black plate with gold writing... just gotta remember which magazine it's in

EDIT: found it, new SC mag, page 75. black VS wagoon

thats it... now just gotta tri find a pic on the net of it

 

[Wombat]

HOLDEN - "Horribly Overpriced Lazily Designed Engineering Nightmare"...:yeah:

Used to have a home-made sticker on the back of our old Rodeo ute...it had the Aussie flag at one end, and said: It's not a "pickup", it's not an "SUV", it's a bloody UTE!!! :yeah: :thumbsup:

 

[1screwleftover]

-On it guts. Gets the sl#ts
-Limiter bass gets the gash
-Boost gets you laid
-sponsored by centerlink

Seen on a Harley - loud pipes save lives

 

[Not_An_Abba_Fan]

"My other car is a piece of **** too"

 

[Nut Kracker]

True story from a guy I knew a few years back.
(This happened at 2 in the morning).
Policeman: Why were you doing 100kph in a 70 zone.
Offender: Coz the bastard wouldn't go any faster.

 

[commodore665]

There ain't no substitute for cubic inches ,