Just Car Sayings!

[Bubbaj247]

Post Your Car Sayings Here!

 

[Bubbaj247]

Man who runs behind car gets exhauted!

Man who runs in front of car gets tyred!

 

[TheForgotten]

when the clutch drops the bull$#!7 stops
my motto... pity I drive an auto

built not bought

driven not hidden

don't drive it like ya stole it. drive it like ya spent $30k and 3 years on it

 

[pow3rslave]

only milk and juice come in 2 litres.

 

[R0d]

i remember a saying off a t-shirt which i use for people who contiously talk

get in, shut up and hang on.

 

[Pretender]

It may be plastic and not classic but I'm guaranteed to get there.

Only cheap wine comes in 5 litres.

Ahhh the old days, 0 - 100 in 11 seconds, 17 second 1/4 mile and 13mpg in a V8, what's to miss?

Real men smoke Eagers (just liked the old ad)

 

[pr0n]

Gas, Grass, Or Ass. No One Rides For Free!

 

[AirStrike]

My personal favourite as seen on a stock R32 GTS-t:
'If it doesnt whistle, its not a missle'
Laughed my ass off.
AirStrike :air:

 

[Bax]

Don't know who started it.

But its the
Boost me, and double clutch me, so I can get my. Loss of Traction.

 

[Mr Squishi]

pr0n took my favourite.

A conversation me and a friend had the other day:
"Your car needs Jesus handles."
"It's got em in the back"
"I'm not sitting in the bloody back!"